Don’t start 2025 with a site that’s driving people away. Let’s fix it with a personalized website review!
Santa Just Checked Your Website. His Exact Words?
‘Ho Ho… Oh No.’
Because your website deserves to work harder than you do.
(Seriously, isn’t that the point?)
Don’t start 2025 with a site that’s driving people away. Let’s fix it with a personalized website review!
Does Your Website Secretly Hate You? 😱
Here’s how to know:
- The colors look like an ugly Christmas sweater—festive, but kind of confusing.
- Visitors leave faster than you can say, “New Year, New Me.”
- Your “Book Now” button is more ignored than your uncle’s annual lecture on crypto at Thanksgiving dinner.
Look, it’s not your fault. You’ve been busy doing all the things.
But if your website isn’t converting leads, it’s time for some tough love—and actionable solutions.
This isn’t just about pretty colors or clever fonts
Start 2025 With a Website That Finally Pulls Its Weight.
It’s about building a site that actually works for your business.
🏆 Imagine this:
A website that doesn’t embarrass you.
Visitors who stick around, click, and say, “I need this in my life.”
A website that feels less like a chore and more like the sidekick you’ve always wanted.
🎯 What You’ll Get:
Thorough audit (with a sprinkle of humor to keep it interesting).
Step-by-step recommendations that are easy to understand, if your tech-averse!
The confidence to start 2025 with a website that screams, “I’m open for business!”
UA - Hormone
Your Unfair Advantage Hormone Package Contains:
Men’s Unfair T Package
- Unfair T (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Muscle RX (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Liver & Kidney (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Crea-Nitric (normally $69.95)
Women’s Unfair Balance Package
- Unfair Adrena (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Hormonal + B (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Calcium (normally $69.95)
- Unfair T (normally $69.95)
Access To Unfair Advantage Membership
- Workout Training Videos w/ Clark & Natalie
- Recipe Guides
- Mindset Training
- Monthly Coaching Calls
- And TONS more!!!
$1,067/year
Get 1 Month FREE
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BEST OFFER
UA - Complete
Your Unfair Advantage Complete Package Contains:
- Unfair Whole Food Vitamins (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Longevity (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Nitric Oxide (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Enzymes (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Minerals (normally $69.95)
- Unfair EFA’s (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Probiotics (normally $69.95)
Plus! Men’s Unfair T Package
- Unfair T (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Muscle RX (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Liver & Kidney (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Crea-Nitric (normally $69.95)
Plus! Women’s Unfair Balance Package
- Unfair Adrena (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Hormonal + B (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Calcium (normally $69.95)
- Unfair T (normally $69.95)
Access To Unfair Advantage Membership
- Workout Training Videos w/ Clark & Natalie
- Recipe Guides
- Mindset Training
- Monthly Coaching Calls
- And TONS more!!!
$2,970/year
Get 2 Months FREE
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UA - Whole Supplements
2 MONTHS FREE
Your Unfair Advantage Whole Supplement Package Contains:
- Unfair Whole Food Vitamins (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Longevity (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Nitric Oxide (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Enzymes (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Minerals (normally $69.95)
- Unfair EFA’s (normally $69.95)
- Unfair Probiotics (normally $69.95)
Access To Unfair Advantage Membership
- Workout Training Videos w/ Clark & Natalie
- Recipe Guides
- Mindset Training
- Monthly Coaching Calls
- And TONS more!!!
$2,167/year
Get 1 Month FREE
Get Your Website Off the Naughty List!
Three Festive Ways to Sleigh Your Online Game This Holiday Season!
Sleigh It Basics
This Package Contains:
- Messaging: Clarity and relevance of your main message.
- Layout: Structure and alignment with your brand identity.
- Typography: Font choices and readability.
- Aesthetics: Color schemes, balance, and overall design consistency.
$47
Perfect for: Solopreneurs who just need the fundamentals to stop cringing every time they open their homepage.
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MOST POPULAR
Tinsel Tune-Up
This Package Contains:
- Includes everything in Level 1, PLUS:
- Voice and Tone: Does your website sound like you—or a robot?
- Positioning: Are you really communicating your unique value?
$97
Perfect for: People who want to go beyond the basics and truly connect with their audience.
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Reindeer Rockstar
This Package Contains:
- Includes everything in Levels 1 & 2, PLUS:
- Navigation: Is your menu structure as easy as a Hallmark movie plot?
- Call-to-Actions (CTAs): Clear, visible, and actually clickable.
- Lead Generation Tools: Forms, downloads, and other sneaky ways to get those emails.
$147
Perfect for: Business Owners who are ready to make their website a client-magnet.
Sleigh It or Delay It?
See If This Offer’s Got Your Name on It!
Sleigh It 🎅
- You’ve got big goals for 2025 and want your website to pull its weight.
- You know your website needs help but you’re not sure where to start.
- You’re tired of wondering why visitors aren’t converting and want clear, actionable insights.
- You’re ready to roll up your sleeves and make the changes I recommend (or hire someone to do it).
Delay It 😱
- You’re hoping I’ll magically fix your website for you (spoiler: I won’t).
- You’re not interested in implementing changes, even if they’ll make your website better.
- You believe a website alone can grow your business without consistent effort on your part.
- You plan to ignore the audit recommendations and hope Santa brings you a new site instead.
Choose Your Festive Fix
Offers and Bonuses!
🎄 Whether you need a little nudge or the full sleigh upgrade, we’ve got something perfect for you.
Check out the options and snag your festive fix before Santa changes his mind!
Solopreneurs who need a quick website reality check to stop scaring off their visitors.
Sleigh It Basics – $47
What You Get:
- Messaging Clarity: Make your audience say “Wow!” instead of “Huh?”
- Layout Check: Smooth like hot cocoa or clunky like day-old fruitcake?
- Typography Analysis: Fonts that work (no Comic Sans, promise).
- Aesthetics Review: Does your site scream style—or a chaotic Christmas morning?
- 🎁 BONUS: “10 Quickest Fixes to Boost Your Website” Checklist
Business Owners who need a quick website reality check to stop scaring off their visitors.
Tinsel Tune-Up – $97
What You Get:
- Everything in Sleigh It Basics, PLUS:
- Voice & Tone Analysis: Does your site sound like YOU, or your neighbor’s automated voicemail?
- Positioning Check: Are you confidently saying, “Pick me!” or mumbling into the void?
- 🎁 BONUS: Priority Delivery: Your website review delivered within 3 days if you buy within 48 hours.
Business Owners ready to transform their website into a lead-generating powerhouse.
Reindeer Rockstar – $147
What You’ll Get:
- Everything in Tinsel Tune-Up, PLUS:
- Lead Gen Tools Review: Let’s make sure you’re capturing more than just holiday cheer.
- CTA Analysis: Are your calls-to-action irresistible or hiding in plain sight?
- Navigation Review: Are your menus intuitive, or do they need a GPS?
- Flow of Information Check: Is your site easy to navigate, or do visitors feel lost in a holiday maze?
- 🎁 BONUSES:
- Priority Delivery: Guaranteed delivery in 3 days, no matter when you purchase.
- Mini Video Walkthrough: A personalized 3–5 minute video showing key opportunities for improvement."10 Quickest Fixes to Boost Your Website" Checklist
Nice to Meet You!
Hi, I’m Lisa Zufall, a tech-savvy grandma with a twisted sense of humor and a knack for turning websites into lead-generating machines. I’ve been in the game since the late 90s—building websites, flying across the country to help corporations embrace tech, and even launching my own startups.
These days, I’m all about helping entrepreneurs and small business owners harness the power of technology to grow their businesses (and maybe showing off pictures of my 2-year-old granddaughter while I’m at it).
When I’m not revamping websites, helping colleagues fine-tune their AI prompting, building funnels for clients or juggling home improvement projects, you’ll find me watching the latest Christmas Hallmark movie (they're just so cheesy!).
Helping you sleigh it into the new year!
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Let’s make your website sleigh this season!
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